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They have this yearly sale dat they cal 'The Great Robbery Sale'.It really shud've been named just 'The Great Robbery'.I bought a sofa at last year's sale.Its pure TRASH.U dont normally lift a sofa wen u shop isnt it?try it here.The thieves tel u its solid wood but when we got it out of the lorry,i carried it inside single-handedly!And everytime u sit on it,it makes a sound similar to my Grandma's fart.U should look at our guest's faces wen they sit on it!worth it in gold.And everytime u sit on it ,it makes a depression the size of a moon crater outlining your behind.Nothin to worry, it fills up in ten minutes!Recommended if u want to make a fool of yourself with ur guests.